MAD: Can you prove that you are actually Piet Seurs
P: No.
MAD: How many years are you working as an interaction designer?
P: 20 years.
MAD: What’s your speciality?
P: Web cooking, Mobile drinking and 3D pizza eating.
MAD: How does the internet work?
P: I think it’s powered by many slave hamsters who must keep running in their spinning wheel. Each hamster is assigned to one website on the web.
MAD: What inspires you?
P: Toys.
MAD: Do you watch porn on the internet?
P: Only to check the usability.
MAD: Is it true that you also do photography?
P: Phoo- too- graa- phie?
Sounds familiar. I should really check that out!
MAD: What is your worst habit?
P: Snorting uncut carrots at the disco while dancing on a tiny disco ball.
MAD: Do you have any phobias?
P: Yes, I don’t want to be in a room full of giant hamsters.
MAD: Have you ever been on a boat?
P: No, but I know a guy who’s sister had a friend who’s father knew somebody who had once seen a boat.
In the fog…
So he’s not really sure it was a boat…
MAD: What is the most important thing you teach your students?
P: Never stop learning.
MAD: Is it true that you only eat seaweed?
P: Yes.
MAD: What are your future plans?
P: I’m currently researching if pixels are capable of true love.
MAD: Thank you for this interview.
P: …
